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I'm Sandy (short for Alexander, I don't know where it comes from, but I'll give you a cookie if you can tell me!)

I'm 25, live near and work in Glasgow, telling people to turn it off and on again. Fun fun!

I'm into all sorts of things that I thought only I was into, before I realised that the world is full of people like myself. It's quite worrying, actually. I fear for our survival someti... all of the time.

*Gasp* Zombies!