hijinksensue: A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks last night. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you HERE. I don’t know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world. [click to see full sized version]

hijinksensue:

A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks last night. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you HERE. I don’t know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world.

[click to see full sized version]

  1. Date Posted Icon 12th May 2012
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    Seriously, guys, click...read it. Most horrific...funniest...
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    i laughed SO HARD in real life, esp. at the last tweet, because that has happened to me a couple of times, too and it’s...
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    holy shit that’s beautiful
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    this is pretty special, people should read it
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    Remember, kids! Asperger’s is no excuse for being like this guy!
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